thisiselliz:

Punani the best tasting fruit tho every time u eat one its juices gets on ya face

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"I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."

Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (via kushandwizdom)

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Anonymous: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

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Don’t be me.

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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